Thursday, March 10, 2011

Justin, not Bieber, Timberlake

To all the haters,


I have loved Justin Timberlake ever since I was little. His voice never fails to make me melt and not to mention his looks, damn! Justin Timberlake is an actor and singer so obviously that makes him hot. He has the best male vocals ever. He won Grammies for it! Therefore everyone loves his voice. If you don’t like Justin Timberlake’s music you either have something wrong with your brain or just a bad taste in music. Hating on JT is like hating your mom. How can you say you hate Justin’s music? If there was no Justin there would be no ‘N sync. If there was no ‘N sync there would be no Justin. Therefore there is no reason to not like JT’s music. Some people think Justin is gay because he was in a boy band, but your gay for thinking Justin Timberlake is gay. JT is the most talented singer ever.  After all, he did get a lead role in “The Social Network.” If you hate Justin Timberlake so much why would you even read this? Clearly you’re lying about hating him. Even Ellen DeGeneres loves Justin.

Sincerly, JT`s #1 fan
P.S.
If you don’t listen to Justin’s music I will come to your house and cut off your ears.
:)

5 comments:

  1. "Justin Timberlake is an actor and singer so obviously that makes him hot." = Appeal to authority

    "If you don’t like Justin Timberlake’s music you either have something wrong with your brain or just a bad taste in music." = False dichotomy

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  2. "He has the best male vocals ever. He won Grammies for it! Therefore everyone loves his voice." = Ad populum

    "Hating on JT is like hating your mom." = Weak Analogy

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  3. "If there was no Justin there would be no ‘N sync. If there was no ‘N sync there would be no Justin." = Begging the question

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  4. "Justin Timberlake is an actor and singer so obviously that makes him hot." = Hasty Generalization ACTUALLY!

    and...

    "If you don’t listen to Justin’s music I will come to your house and cut off your ears." = ad baculum

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